Mine is not a new story.

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jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

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thesonicscrew:

A Dramatic Reading: Taylor Swift - “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together”

Do let me know what you think…

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durncriss:

so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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assachusetts:

• Kissing is cool
• Making out is cool
• Holding hands is cool
• Sleeping with someone you care about is cool
• Cuddling is cool
• You’re cool
• Let’s do these cool things together

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sodamnrelatable:

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joulesofmia:

^{i ate my twin in the womb}

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erinred:

loreweaver:

whAT NO THAT’S NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING AT ALL

Ha.

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