Mine is not a new story.
|I'm Rizzle. Awkward for life. I'm not interesting at all. I love taking pictures of everything and I love food and bettas and stuff.
mans drinking games.
Yesterday, Joe, “The Fray’s” charming and charismatic stage-right guitar player, pulled out his iPhone while greeting Carlo and I as we changed strings on our guitars. (Well, as Carlo changed strings on our guitars.) “Check this out! Today we went fishing, and we found an alligator. Look! That’s me grabbing him by the tail and dragging him backwards. That’s what you’re supposed to do, you see.” He focused intently on his iPhone screen as he pointed out the menacing jaws of the alligator that he appeared to indeed be dragging backward along the sidewalk. “Then”, he paused for effect, “I tried to grab onto his snout, because that’s how the real pros do it.” His face squished into concerned wrinkles, “but he squirmed away…”
So much for those quaint conversations about frilly clothes and tasty delectables.
“Wow, fishing and alligators. You guys have had quite a day!” I exclaimed politely, just dying inside to discuss if the band hires someone to dress them, and who Joe’s hair stylist might be?
The stage manager called our band to set up our gear on stage in that moment, so Joe sauntered off back to his green room, and Carlo and I began pushing our amps up the ramps to the stage.
|Louis:||Basically, the story was, i think it was some kind of sheep.|
|Harry:||It was a cow.|
|Zayn:||Yea it was a cow.|
|Louis:||And it was making, like, a noise like cows do.|
|All of them:||Mooooooooooooooooo|
|Zayn:||It sounded like a person.|
|Louis:||And Liam being the heroic man that he is, decided that he would go out there and try to save this man, which infact was a cow. Umm...|
|Lous:||Anyways, so he hopped over the gate to this field at Harry's stepdads place. And he kind of looked around and shouted 'HELLLLOO does anyone need any help?!'|
|Niall:||*laughs that AMAZING LAUGH OF HIS*|
|Harry:||It was like, completely dark, and he stood on the fence going 'Is anybody out there, Is anybody out there?!'|
|-Ok so now they start saying stuff i don't understand cause they're all talking at the same time-|
|Louis:||Anyways, we didn't finish it off. So then we all went back in, sat around the fire for a little bit and then decided to go to sleep. But infact, quite embarrassingly, even though we were 99% sure it was a cow, we didn't really dare sleep in our own beds. We actually slept on mattresses on the floor next to each other cause we had no key to the door and we thought the cowman would come in.|