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I'm Rizzle. Awkward for life. I'm not interesting at all. I love taking pictures of everything and I love food and bettas and stuff.
mans drinking games.
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Meet Cory and Topanga’s daughter, Riley Matthews.
She doesn’t even look like either of them GAH. That’s okay. Maybe she acts like them.
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OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
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moral of the story is don’t get attached to people or you will spend your nights sobbing and listening to mayday parade
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REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE
Here are all the games’ links in order :)
omg bless you for this. i thought these games were wiped off the face of the internet!
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- Kissing is cool
- Making out is cool
- Holding hands is cool
- Sleeping with someone you care about is cool
- Cuddling is cool
- You’re cool
- Let’s do these cool things together
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what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
depends on what kind of hoodie it was
is he cute?
was the book paperback or hardcover?
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fat amy is my inspiration in life
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