Mine is not a new story.
|I'm Rizzle. Awkward for life. I'm not interesting at all. I love taking pictures of everything and I love food and bettas and stuff.
mans drinking games.
|if youre from kamehameha why are you haole|
|oh my god kalei you cant just ask people why theyre haole|
|kalei is dumb kine. one time she wen ask me how fo spell humuhumunukunukuapua'a|
|and evil takes human form in mahina george|
|are you naturally ehu? see this is the color i want|
|my father is the inventor of li hing mui|
|I CANT GO TO ZIPPYS IM ON AN ALL CARB DIET GOSH KALEI YOURE SO STUPID|
|is your malasada cream filled? would you like us to assign someone to fill your malasada?|
|das damien. hes too mahu to function|
|FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO I MUA E GLEN COCO|
|im psychic. it's like i have KFVE or something. theres a 30% chance kawaili'ula already won merrie monarch last year|
|OH HELL NAW I DID NOT LEAVE SOUTH SHORE FOR THIS|