Mine is not a new story.

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i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

why did you do this 

mom i know u can hear me

wHY 

WHY TELL ME 

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

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cdacanay:

Ways to Share a Bed

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ericalovesexercise:

I couldn’t resist not blogging this.

<3

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durncriss:

so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me

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thesickestjokes:

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.

Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

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rugoat:

I have lost the ability

Hello I am a tumblr user and I understood the joke being made here

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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