Mine is not a new story. |
I'm Rizzle. Awkward for life. I'm not interesting at all. I love taking pictures of everything and I love food and bettas and stuff.
mans drinking games.
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(via dayinjuly)
(via kspire)
I don’t care how long it takes.
Sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window.
(Source: eatsleepstrokesrepeat, via outtodiiscover)
coolest president ever
even if you don’t like him you gotta like himhahahaahaha this rules.
(Source: ziprage, via daily-addictions)
| Gale: | You're on the phone with your baker he's upset |
| Katniss: | oh no |
| Gale: | Goin' off about some wedding cake that he burnt |
| Gale: | 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do |
| Katniss: | Gale stop |
| Gale: | I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday night |
| Gale: | I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like |
| Gale: | Cause he'll never be able to hunt like I do |
| Gale: | CUZ HE BAKES BREAD |
| Gale: | I MAKE SNARES |
| Gale: | HE EATS CUPCAKES |
| Gale: | AND I HUNT BEARS |
| Katniss: | Gale just stop |
| president snow: | LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS |
| peeta: | TO BAKE SOME BUNS |
| haymitch: | DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM? |
| effie: | you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through |
| haymitch: | THAT I'LL |
| MAKE A VICTOR | |
| OUT OF YOOOUUUU | |
| effie, octavia, portia and flavius: | stylish as the capitol- |
| cinna: | BUT ON FIRE WITHIN |
| haymitch: | once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN |
| effie: | you are a spineless |
| octavia and portia: | PALE |
| flavius: | and pathetic lot |
| haymitch: | aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE |
| SOMEHOW I'LL | |
| MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU | |
| katniss: | um |
(Source: jenniferllawrence, via itsgonnabeme)
Someone stop me from my cornyess. I’m having too much fun.
Idk, maybe I’ll start posting my corny writing up now~
This is a short one tho, lulz~
I tend to make it seem like I’m in love with everyone.
It’s so pathetic it’s funny. I really am not in love with them tho.
I mean seriously. This is longer than my poem, okay.
dear goodness. dhskjghdsflgkjh hahahaha ISAAC. I LOVE YOU.
I CANNOT. LOOK AT HIM, OH DEAR DAISY. FIOJASKDLF.
(via winbeforeyourun)
| Me: | *plays Ain't No Rest For The Wicked* |
| Robert: | *hums intro* |
| Robert: | Risel! Is that Ain't No Rest For The Wicked? |
| Me: | .....yeah... how do you know?! |
| Robert: | It's like the best song in the world! |
| Me: | My respect for you has risen a little |
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via synapticbasilica)